Kiff Payne plays guitar for
EPMS: Do you ever mosh?
Kiff Payne: Used to, but I'm a little old for that. I did it a lot as a teenager. I got a concussion once, I got punched in the face once.
EPMS: Would you take $50K per year to play disco?
Kiff Payne: Nope.
EPMS: What cartoon character would you like to live as?
Kiff Payne: The roadrunner.
EPMS: If you took Viagra or Cialis, and had a three-hour stiffie, what would you do?
Kiff Payne: I'd keep my girlfriend prisoner.
- Charles Hurley